The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been bokeh haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I bokeh mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn crot or crot porn sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what porn bokep most women know and porn all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the bokeh greater the bokep chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s bokeh sex as performance art, crot and memek crot sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and memek is bokeh not fearing for bokep a fragile male crot ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my crot Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was porn generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for memek other bokeh tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, memek and porn that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ porn in order porn to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A new porn study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the bokeh greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

bokep As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason bokeh women were noisy during sex – based on observation bokeh of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to bokep copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just memek be the quietest.


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