The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where porn I was kept awake bokeh all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I memek wondered if I should memek offer to perform an exorcism.

When I bokeh mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she memek rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh porn or memek sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what crot most women know and bokep all men bokeh dread – the louder the porn cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being crot faked. In porn other words, porn you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance art, crot and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. bokep And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and crot porn is not fearing for bokeh memek a fragile male ego, memek she’s porn far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like crot the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was crot generally crot on an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in memek hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two bokep researchers from bokeh the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, bokep and bokeh that women were prone porn to memek what they described as bokep ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the bokeh cry of bokeh ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get porn a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if memek your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned bokep out their TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn bokeh that’s what you should memek be doing.’

Well, memek only if you want bokeh to attract bokep a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the crot most likely reason women were noisy porn during sex – porn based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men should take heed: porn the best sex may porn just be the quietest.


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