The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been bokep haunted by crot the memory of a bokep stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by memek bokeh a woman in a nearby room bokep screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next crot morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or memek sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In bokep other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of porn decibels: bokep memek there’s sex as performance memek art, bokep and bokeh sex as genuine bokeh intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing porn The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to bokeh faking bokeh orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, crot bokep while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study bokep by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, porn and porn that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the crot finishing line, memek so to bokeh speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like memek saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex bokep education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

memek As a woman porn from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained bokeh that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what bokeh you should be doing.’

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand bokeh porn the need to advertise. But if you’re not, porn then men should bokep take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.


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