The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory crot porn of a bokeh stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake bokeh all night by a woman in a nearby bokep room screeching so crot loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) memek to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or porn sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new memek study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men memek dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms crot of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, crot memek and porn crot sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her memek partner bokep and crot is not bokeh fearing for bokep bokep a fragile male bokep ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days bokeh editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed memek to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d bokep explain, memek so they could make crot their partner feel happy, crot memek while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion bokep of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared bokeh that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, bokep and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ bokep in bokeh order to encourage their partners over crot the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater bokeh the chance the porn orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like memek saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on. bokep ‘ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex bokep At Dawn, bokeh bokeh Christopher bokeh Ryan and bokep Cacilda porn Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex crot – based on memek memek observation of our bokep memek nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males porn that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If crot you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if bokeh you’re not, porn then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the porn quietest.


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