I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room crot screeching so loudly that I wondered if I memek should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and bokep declared crot the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or porn sex worker.
Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. bokeh It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, bokep and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, bokep she’s bokep far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It bokeh was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep bokep while bokeh conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners crot and porn ‘manipulation’, porn and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling memek drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely crot reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby memek males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex bokep worker, memek I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.
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