The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night crot by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word bokep for bokep caterwauling) to the crot receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or crot sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all memek makes scientific sense. It crot confirms porn what most women know and bokep all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot memek the greater the chance the orgasm is memek being faked. In other words, crot porn you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as crot performance art, porn and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts porn her partner and bokep is crot not bokeh fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian crot hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally bokep on memek an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, porn so they could crot make memek their partner crot crot feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for porn other bokep tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels bokeh were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, bokeh and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in memek order to encourage their porn partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the bokep greater the chance the porn orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other memek reason to screech porn like a demented crot hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in bokeh 2014 after neighbours complained that her porn sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s bokep what porn you should be doing.’

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the bokep most likely reason women were noisy crot during bokep sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins bokeh – was crot to alert nearby males that crot they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: bokep the crot best sex may just be the quietest.


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