The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been bokep haunted by the memory of bokep a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room bokeh screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform crot an exorcism.

When memek I mentioned porn the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) memek to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek bokep porn or crot sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance memek the orgasm is being faked. In porn other memek words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn porn there’s porn crot sex as performance art, porn and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was crot the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, bokep and crot porn that memek women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory memek vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A memek new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but porn can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where bokep loud always equals better.

bokeh As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their crot TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract bokep a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded crot the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they memek were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.


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