I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or porn sex worker.
Now, porn according bokeh to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, crot and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and porn is not crot fearing for memek a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, crot and porn that women were prone to what they described crot as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is porn being memek faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: memek ‘I’m memek enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.
If you’re bokeh a sex worker, crot I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.
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