I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a crot stay in memek Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or memek sex worker.
Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, bokep and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review bokep magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, bokep and memek that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep porn so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry bokep of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the bokep orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a memek bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, bokeh only if you want to attract porn a certain kind of bokep attention.
In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women porn were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they bokeh were fertile and porn keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if crot you’re not, bokep then crot men should take heed: crot the memek best sex may just be the quietest.
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